He is the most legendary samurai ever to walk the Earth. His name strikes fear into those who have faced him.

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The Japanese seem to have a knack for creating the creepiest forms of inanimate affection.

Spread it with fizzle to the sizzle.

Or perhaps not.

Friday the 13th meets McDonald's. Only in Japan.

Show your clients that you know how to have a good time!