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Was this dude's intention to turn in for a solid night of couchsurfing, take up residency in the tender loving care-deprived confines of the proverbial dog house? If so, my condolences bro, cause you secured a solid spot on a plush leathery pillow of lonesomeness. We can all fairly suggest you didn't fail to accomplish that much. I sympathize with the fact that it must've been tough living up to the expectations of the unicorn and carriage ride through a snow-packed, mid-February Central Park ride she so longingly desired. BUT, this was not the next best step.

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Via: To Catch a Cheater
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These painful, cringe-inducing, vaguely sadistic experiences have yet to fail in the way of keeping things absolutely ridiculous. Our morally-grounded man of the hour stayed strong in the face of relentless, thirsty desperation. Seriously, this whole situation was too aggressive. Poor guy had to all but run away there. 

This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge. 

Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity. 

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Sarah continues on her self prophesied, fabricated, journey for justice in this latest adventure. Go get 'em Sarah.

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Via: HammyTV
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Ah, to date a YouTube prankster, is to live a life endlessly vulnerable to the trollworthy whims of an overgrown manchild.

The young lady in this video made her big debut recently with that whole, 'girlfriend gets off in front mom with hidden vibrator' FAIL of a prank'; and it looks like her boyfriend deemed her as having enough recovery time for the sake of dropping his latest, cringe-inducing antic.

I was definitely a bigger fan of the previous prank, because the camera gives a lot more well-deserved love to his beaut of a girlfriend; but hey, a dude can hope the next one falls back more on that beat.

It's rough out there. It can be incredibly hard to find a job, especially one that works well with a college schedule. Well this 18 year old college student in the UK got rejected the hard way when she got an accidental text from the possible employer immediately after the interview. After she inquired as to why she was met with a totally unnecessary and unprofessional burn.

The best part is that sweet-ass typo in the brutal response. If you're going to make fun of someone for how they talk make sure you can use correct goddamn grammar.

Maybe this girl needs to check out our job interview memes to prep for her next interview.  

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This disastrous, sex tale of debauchery walked right off an American Pie movie set. It's absurd, in every sense of the word. No amount of sex education could have prepared these two young lovers for the epic amount of humiliation they'd tee themselves up for. I especially appreciate the girl's decision to recount her struggles with Snapchat and memes, as her writer's tools. Is this not the height of new age social media-driven journalism, or what dawg? Doesn't get much better than this. This is the kind of gripping entertainment that almost made me forget about the unfortunate reality we're still trucking through Monday.

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