Drake

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Like millions of other Drake fans, listening to Nothing Was the Same may have you feeling sad. Let's face the facts here: penthouse apartments, poppin' bottles, and stackin' this money can be depressing. Now, you don't have to grapple with your crippling wealth-induced ennui anymore! Now there's NoDrizzyTine™!

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The video you're about to see below was a man's honest-to-God attempt to seduce a woman via short-form mobile phone charm - you know, the same method your grandmammy and grandpappy used to hook up back in the Greatest Generation days. Using nothing but some curious hand gestures and the silky voice of Drake ("Hold On We're Going Home" to be specific) he managed to make a buffoon of himself for the rest of the internet to enjoy.

Music,Drake,seduction,funny,dating
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