Ho Ho *Slow Drag from Cigarette* Ho!

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Our friends over at Failbook found this little gem, which is sort of weird because I assumed that nobody knew about hipster Santa's debut EP. It only came out in limited quantities in color vinyl at their private shows.

If you'll excuse me, I need to take my fixie to the shop. Be back in a quick minute.

Beware All Impostor Santas! Accept No Substitutes!

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Yesterday we talked about common signs to detect a Sketchy Santa. Today we're exploring an equally valid topic. How exactly does one verify if their non-Sketchy Santa totally fits the bill? Well, there's a few easy signs to make sure you aren't dealing with an impostor Santa. Take the image above. Green? No self-respecting Santa in the United States would get caught wearing green. That is the neglected middle child of Christmas colors and everyone knows that.

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