One of the best things about mall Santas is the range of emotion they produce. Take a look at this guy up here. I mean, sure he's sketchy and probably enjoys his job a little too much, but there's a sort of placid serenity about him that you don't see from most people.
Let's face it, at the end of the day, Santa is just a man. A man... With needs. It gets cold in those North Pole winters, and Santa needs to take respite wherever he can - especially when Mrs. Claus doesn't seem interested anymore. So, here's to Santa. Here's to Santa getting a little present for himself.