Cry More, The Elves Prey On Your Tears

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At Sketchy Santas, we see children use a wide variety of escape tactics to get away from that scary man in the red coat. As seen above, crying is often the least effective. I mean, Santa sees that every day, and he likely feeds on the sorrow and tears of children anyway. That's why kids need to step up their game, as we'll attempt to show here.

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