Cry More, The Elves Prey On Your Tears

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At Sketchy Santas, we see children use a wide variety of escape tactics to get away from that scary man in the red coat. As seen above, crying is often the least effective. I mean, Santa sees that every day, and he likely feeds on the sorrow and tears of children anyway. That's why kids need to step up their game, as we'll attempt to show here.

I Know that Feel, Santa. I Know that Feel.

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Thanksgiving is behind us, the Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals are over, and the children are flocking to their closest shopping malls for their parents to torture them with a huge bearded man in a red suit. Let's take a step back and remind ourselves of the torture we put our children through every year.

'Tis the Season of Screaming Children

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With the Sketchy Santas season comes the season of crying and tears. For as long as parents have been forcing interaction between their children and tired, underpaid mall Santas, there have also been perfectly decent holiday photos ruined by the primal screams of the young. FUN FACT: If these pictures could talk, their combined screaming decibel level would shatter the glass in your computer monitor. So, just be thankful this isn't a roundup of videos!

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