In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
It's that time of the year, boys and girls. Santa has made his rounds, delivered his presents (or... Um... "Presents"), and it's time for him to head back to the North Pole for a well-deserved break. There will be plenty more inappropriate touching and creepy grins next year though, just you wait!
We hope you've had a very scary holiday season, from all of us at FAIL Blog to you!