Well played! Clearly a promising apprentice in the art of trolling, at work here. 

You'll be ok here as long as you follow the simple rules of life:

Step 1: Be attractive.

Step 2: Don't be unattractive. 

These hilarious pranksters pulled off this prank perfectly by pretending to be a Professor on the first day of this Chemistry class. 

That is until the real Professor showed up...

If you're going to permanently stigmatize yourself, why not smack something on that body of yours that eternally f**ks with people's heads right?

There's an old saying, "Don't bite off more than you can chew." but unfortunately for this guy, that's exactly what he did.

When this girl got set up with this moron by her friends she was quick to catch onto his scheme and devised a plan of her own to save the rest of his dates from his sleazy clutches. 

Love is a myth...