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It's hard to imagine how Trump sees the world, aside from what can only be described as having a seething hatred for every man, woman, and child on Earth. But this video by Vic Berger, which re-cuts last week's crazy press conference comes close. 

Tim and Eric fans will love this. 


Great news, dudes. As it turns out, according to The New York Times, strenuous exercise can kill the libido in men. And if you want to keep your boners going, light exercise is prefered. This is a remarkable change from the standard, "work hard, stay hard" philosophy that so many people have been living under. 

It's just nice to not have to go to the gym anymore. 

Others are pretty excited about the open invitation to laziness too. Check it out:


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What a time to be alive: impressively helpful woman finds a lost and homeless iPhone in a cab, proceeds to glean all private deals - whereabouts (address/where car is parked) - from an all too voluntary snitch of a Siri. For real though. Shoutout to Siri for not failing to dispel some intimate details to a total stranger. Imagine if this little live-tweeted tale took a turn down horror movie lane...just saying, suggesting really, that there are certain people out there that you do not want knowing where you live.

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Yes, you read that right. Daniel Dopps a Kansas-based chiropractor has a fresh patent for Mensez, which is a 'feminine lipstick' intended to stop bleeding by sealing together the labia minora. Is this ingrate so far down the mentally-dormant rabbit's hole of crippling lunacy that he actually thinks people --- of any gender --- wouldn't be seven kinds of outraged by the mere proposition of such a 'product.' Wonder if this guy's gone into witness protection yet, or better yet gotten the professional kind of help that this backwards-thinking idea is all but a call out for.

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In what weird convoluted version of their universe did these two newly heartbroken individuals anticipate such a prime and uncomfortable photoshoot not being met with open ridiculing? Suffice to say, people on Twitter couldn't pass up the chance to give 'em a proper mocking. 

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Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the knee-buckling discovery that is a dear friend's darker, more absurd, innermost-kept secrets. No doubt these sobering realizations didn't fail to stir up a solid wave of instant regret, for the unfortunately newly educated friends. 

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Anyone else remember this YouTuber (shithead) that played that terrifically twisted prank on his glaringly hungover British buddy that featured said hungover buddy, getting thirstily hit on by a scantily-clothed, pantiless hot chick? Yeah, kind of hard to forget. The prank itself was as mouth vomit, cringe-inducing as you'd expect; but the girl and her looks that didn't fail to send blood rushing to funny places, more than made up for the otherwise full-fledged shitiness. 

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