It can be hard to tell who you’re talking to on Tinder. What with everyone liking “Adventure,” “live music,” and “cocktails,” how do you know who's worth your time?

So you have to be a little tricky when you actually get down to brass tacks. The question “Is this person a square?” should be on the front of your mind. If they can’t pick up on your maximum trolling, continue trolling and abort.

This lady gets it. She tested this dude on Tinder by only responding in quotes from The Office and successfully convinced him that she’s a beet farmer with a cousin named Mose. She then posted the interaction to Twitter, and it’s just so good.

via The Daily Dwight

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Mayhaps 2017's not going to be the shit-coated disasterpiece many of us unfortunately, collectively assumed it'd be. But if it is, let the cretins of this fair galaxy like Martin Shkreli quite literally eat shit.

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How far would you go to convince your significant other that you’re home in bed?

Would you lie? Huh? Just so you could stay out at the diner a little longer? Sounds like the foundations of a healthy and prosperous relationship.

This guy has good friends who go to great depths to deceive — I mean, those are friend— , but might want to reconsider his interpersonal relationships.

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A video posted by Victoria Edel (@vicdohria) on

There are moments in your life when you should realize that you’re too drunk to do something.

If you trip on your way to the car, don’t drive. If you hit yourself in the face with a bowling ball, don’t bowl. And if you can’t even get your skis on, don’t ski.

Someone should’ve told this dude, who French Instagram user vicdohria refers to “Jerry of the Day,” before typing “L'alcool c'est mal m’voyez!” which translates to “alcohol is bad.”

Too drunk to get his skis on, watch in awe as he perseveres. He wants to ski. He needs to ski. But alas, his brain don’t work good.

You know what is good, this video.

H/T Uproxx

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Hockey is a high stress sport. That’s why it’s not only legal to beat the shit out of someone on the ice, it’s encouraged.

But one thing that will not be tolerated is a flagrant disregard for the gear. People take the time to manufacture and ship these sticks, pucks, nets, and shirts, you should have the respect to honor their craftsmanship.

Tell that to Dallas Stars captain Jamie Benn, who spent his game last weekend snapping stick after stick. All in all, he went through a few hundred dollars worth of sticks. You know who didn’t appreciate that? The stick manufacturer.


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The Rob-meister.

Yesterday, everyone was talking about ¡Rob! Not the failed TV show, Rob Schneider, the man know for inhabiting very stupid movies, like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The Animal, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Hot Chick, and other stupid things.

Yesterday, following John Lewis describing our billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host president elect as “illegitimate," Schneider snapped back with this ill-advised tweet:

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Needless to say, Twitter wasn’t crazy about Rob Schneider, a comedian who spends most of his time in Adam Sandler vacation movies, lecturing a Civil Rights-hero on Civil Rights. So they let him know.

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