mom doesn't know how to use twitter nothing
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Everyone’s opened up Twitter and stared at that blank page that reads “What’s happening?”

That’s a good question. What is happening? For some people what comes next is natural, you type a joke, an idea, and opinion. Whatever.

For one dude’s mom, she answered honestly, leading to one of the best Twitter fails ever:

What did she mean by "Nothing." Her son explains:

Mom, you're the best. Keep tweetin'. 


Turns out that there are some people out there who really get going at the thought of a good Happy Meal and can't resist a good drive thru.

Well, we can't say for sure that stranger things have happened.

All we know is this lucky guy said that he worked at McDonald's on his Tinder profile, and just like that McDonald's cup from a few months back, it made this tinder queen want to give him the warmest of greetings.

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Via: Donaldhd
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The rules of cars. 

1) Call "Shotgun"
2) Get "Shotgun"
3) If you're not shotgun, you're the bumper.
4) Keep it down back there (or I'll turn this car around)

Move along, just Russia being Russia

Via: Inspiration war
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There is exactly one famous hockey player. Two if you count Gordon Bombay from The Might Ducks. And that player is Wayne Gretzky.

So when you’re on Jeopardy, and Alex Trebek asks a question about hockey, don’t answer with players form other sports because that's probably wrong. Nay, that's definitely wrong. Let this video be a lesson to you.

steve carell trolls twitter with office comeback
Via: Buzzfeed
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Two things people learn at a young age: Don’t yell fire in a crowded theater, and don’t claim that The Office is coming back on Twitter.

Steve Carell should know better.

For some reason, yesterday afternoon, he caused everyone on Twitter to do a double take, when he tweeted this:

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Carell got more RTs than Trump saying he just saw a Lunesta commercial and would NOT be asking his doctor about it. That man likes his late-night tweeting.

Of course, this was not true — neither The Office news nor the Trump Lunesta tweet. It was just a crummy commercial for the Will & Grace 10-episode revival:

Funny.

via Wow Christina

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So everything’s bad now, including Steve Carell.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.

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Before anyone comes to this mathematically challenged mouth-breather's defense, I want, no I need to be the first to say that I too grappled with the numbers game on a very, infuriatingly regular basis. Struggled hard, dude. Not this extreme, but enough to guarantee I'd carve something of a living wrestling the blank page with the written word instead of anything remotely inclusive of the numbers. So this dude has my sympathies, but let's revel in the glaring FAIL.

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