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The day has finally come: the trailer for the new season of Silicon Valley, a show centered on the ridiculousness that pervades across the start-up tech landscapes, is here! And oh boy, it doesn't fail to deliver. 

This kid is destined for great things. I'm getting solid Jimmy Neutron vibes here. Wait, Neutron probably would've built one that actually worked and shit, but still, there's an unmistakable amount of brain power being employed here by the lil cardboard-craftin' brainiac. 

I doubt I'm alone when I say that when I was a kid and I came face to face with my parents' tough, stonewallin' verdicts I'd divvy up my reactions between pitching obnoxious fits, or rebelling in acts of sheer stupidity that almost always guaranteed shittier consequences. So, big ups to this little dude. Maybe his parents were swayed to buy him a working Nintendo Switch, after all his hard work. 

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“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence. 

You're good bro you just need another shot

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My liver legit shrivels up in fear when I start thinking about what this bro's BAC level was at during the time of this video. And god knows what else he had in his system. Maybe he was tripping out and honestly thought he was mid-limbo game. If so, sorry man, but you accepted defeat sometime after that last handle pull.

It sounds an awful lot like John Mayer's been smoking too much of the devil's lettuce amidst his Grateful Dead revival tour. By coming right out and taking an aggressive stance that no, he most certainly is not high; he almost guaranteed the mass flood of Twitter trolls that collectively suggest otherwise. Gotta hand it to some of these people for the added efforts on playing around with the animal coloring. That cat peacock could be the 8th wonder of the world, easily. 

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Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week. 

You're welcome. 

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