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Cringeworthy comedic gold. Like actually though. Yelp doesn't get enough attention for the sheer amount of passive aggressive meets outright redfaced angry hockey dad reviews people churn out in the name of steering other people they've never met away from unacceptable establishments. Granted, some of these reviews are truly helpful.

I'm not trying to taste the fiery pits of a five star pad thai hell on a plate unless I know that that chicken's been cooked to completion. 

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"We didn't start the fire."

Yeah, Conner started it.  Conner started the fire. Carter owned the fire. Carter is fire.

Conner got busted at anti-Trump rally at a fire. When Fox News if he participated in the fire, he responded, “I actually kind of started this fire.”

Why?

“Because I felt like it, and I’m saying, ‘Screw our president.”

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If you're getting something on your body for the rest of your life, make sure you tattoo artist is cool with you.

Tattoo artists spend all day putting dumb shit on people's bodies, like the Pepsi logo or a future ex-girlfriend's name. When they try and talk you out of something, do yourself a favor: LISTEN.

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He even put candy out!

If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back you. Today, that the abyss is an empty classroom.

Teacher Adam Heath Avitable showed up for his class on time and proceeded to wait in an empty classroom for 95 minutes. No one showed up. But why? Was this a prank? Was this a protest? Did I leave the oven on? Why did no one show up for his class?

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Avitable racked his brains for answers, documenting his descent into madness on Twitter, and thank god he did, because it’s hilarious.

Watch this man fall into the abyss! Fun!

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