via @ThePoke

Translation: Bin = Garbage Can

Early Tuesday morning, the British comedy site The Poke tweeted a garbage can with a yellow top and cardboard box sticking out of it. The bin, as they call it, does kind of look like that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, Donald Trump, so they told people to do “their wonderful stuff with it.”

And do their wonderful stuff they did. They declared a Photoshop war on the bin. Man, I wish we called them bins in America. I also wish we called elevators “lifts.” We never should have had the American revolution. Curse you, fore fathers!

Anyway, here are some of the best from #TheAdventuresOfDonaldTheBin:

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funny police facebook post skittles
Via: Dodge City Sheriff's Department
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Does the five-second rule apply to tasting the rainbow?

Hard to say, but the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office are trying to find out, and being really funny about it. They are investigating a glowing red road, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be covered in skittles. Was this a prank by one of those sprites that leave candy-related whimsy around the midwest?

No, as it turns out, someone was transporting a crap-load of loose skittles to be fed to cows. Apparently, it’s an old practice to fill cow-feed with candy to keep prices low. Lucky cows. Getting to eat candy for dinner before slaughter and consumption. I wish I could eat candy for dinner!

Via: How to DAD
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Is your baby running amok? Are you tired of the back talking of your out-of-control toddler? 

How to Dad is here to make it all better. 

In this short video, "How to Dad" host Jordan Watson and his daughter run through the basics of childhood discipline and the various techniques any dad use. Watch and learn how to make sure your kid learns a thing or two about respect. 

win video cool animation defies logic
Via: Mainframe (North)
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Look, when you throw an egg on the ground, it cracks. When you open a faucet, water comes out, not a dish owel. Finally, when you throw a bowling ball down a flight of stairs, it doesn't magically float up into the air. That's the way this works. 

Well, tell that to "For Approval" by Mainframe North, who seems to think that the laws of gravity don't apply to them. Check it out and be furious and amazed:

For Approval from Mainframe (North) on Vimeo.

H/T Sploid


fail video woman keeps falling during basketball game
Via: @OzarksOzone
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Say what you will about velcro, it gets the job done.

This poor basketball player had a rough day. After losing her shoe during a game, she just couldn’t get the traction needed to stand up straight and play the game. Slipping and sliding all over the court, she was probably thinking, “Why didn’t I tie my shoe better? Next time, I’ll use velcro, the thinking person’s lace.”

As Alanis Morrissette once sang, possibly in reference to switching over to velcro shoes, “You live, you learn.”

Via: Graham Norton Show
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I said hot damn can McConaughey weave one hell of a tale. It's gotta be something with the delivery -- the cadence, the illustrative word choice...the authenticity.

Regardless of what it is that makes this southern gent so particularly gifted when it comes to the craft of storytelling, sit back and enjoy as he talks about that one time his old man pissed himself a shiny new bicycle.

Via: Paramount Pictures
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Viral marketing knows no bounds, and neither does that creep girl from The Ring. What with her climbing out of TVs after you watch her video, she’s been scaring people for over ten years and in at least two languages.

Put together as a promo for Rings, the latest installment in a movie series that really hoping for a VHS revival, this promotional prank sees Samara crawling out of a TV in a real-life TV showroom, not unlike your local Best Buy. Real funny, guys. Jokes on you. I’m never leaving the house again.

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