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This is Reza Aslan, a scholar of religion and religious history. As a part of his promotional tour for his new work, Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth, Aslan appeared on Fox to be interviewed by anchor Lauren Green. In maybe the most cringe-worthy piece of conversation ever recorded on the network, Green can't seem to get past the idea that a Muslim scholar would want to write a book about Jesus - who as you may know is something of a standout historical/religious figure across many nations and creeds. But hey, what do I know, I slept through history class.

Via: ViralHog
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What would they find in your apartment after you die? A bunch of comic books? Some mustard? Your cat eating your corpse?

Well, after this dude got evicted, they found a mountain of Bud Light cans. Apparently, they were hoarding them instead of paying rent. Makes sense to me. 

Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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I don't know about you, but I love Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects. Easily one of his best films, if not one of the best movies of the 90s — and Gremlins 2: The New Batch came out in the 90s. 

Ok. So it isn't as good as Gremlins 2, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this quick parody of the movie from Stephen Colbert. 

Here are more times parents were total assholes and certainly not trying to help their kids in any way. 

Round 1 is here.

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Pick up lines and the like can be cheesy and cliche, but these stories are living testament to the fact that a good pick up line or approach to asking someone out can go a long way.

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It's nice to know your friends have your back. A good wing man (or woman) can go a long way when trying to make advances on someone. Good friends will also be there to lend a hand when you're fretting over that first date. Well, this girls friend took it one step further in order to ensure her first date went off without a hitch. 

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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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