"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
Life hack: If your car heater breaks, you can hook a propane tank up in your car. Fire is hot no matter where it’s coming from.
That's what this living legend from Baton Rouge did. He basically installed a flame thrower in his car to heat it because shit isn't going to do itself.
The video description explains what’s going on here:
“It was a historically cold day in Baton Rouge. That morning it was much colder than it normally is here. A normal winter day was 40 degrees and that day it was about 15 or lower. But when you have work to do but your car has no heat the only thing you can do is be creative. I get to my car lot and noticed something peculiar at the lot. Fire in a car! So I walked up on the vehicle and it was really fire. I open the back door and there is a lit propane tank in the back of the car."
Please make this our national motto: “But when you have work to do but your car has no heat the only thing you can do is be creative.”
Don’t try this at home, but if you do, pack a fire extinguisher. This guy might be able to control fire, but the rest of us might not be so lucky.
Boys, lets get something straight, being bitter and mean isn’t going get you any dates. I know you think it will, but it won’t.
Exhibit A: Gary.
Gary is a 22-year-old cook who appears to be quite the charmer. Look at him handle that creme brulee. Tight. Let's just check out his profile.
when you've been single for years, and you're bitter because women aren't attracted to you pic.twitter.com/YI1IVjJ8aY— Vivian (@VanguardVivian) January 18, 2017
Despite what Gary, thinks no one has ever said, “I’m a ‘special snowflake' who doesn't like being told that I have a ‘worn out disease-ridden vagina,’ but I love sushi and mini-golf. This is a real pickle. Well, as Meat Loaf said, ‘Two out of three ain’t bad.’ Swipe right.”
Vivian isn’t the only one to recognize this because, well, the Internet didn’t like Gary too much either.
It starts with a hammer to the camera and goes from there.
No one wants to be filmed, least of all this dude’s neighbors. After putting a security camera outside of his apartment, he filmed the insanity that is his living situation. Watch people hitting the camera with hammers and canes to spray painting it to what appears to be a drunk man trying and failing to walk down the stairs on his hands. He was so close. So close.
Watch and feel grateful that this isn’t your apartment. Unless it is, in which case, sorry!
Do you have the right stuff? Probably not. Like six people have the right stuff.
This lady, however, has the right stuff. She wanted to see what 8Gs felt like, and, apparently, it feels like totally passing out. Imagine passing out in a jet and coming to in a jet. The grip this woman has on reality is incredible. I would be out. Eject. This would be me:
In light of a big move like this, you can count on the reactions from the rabid, outspoken leatherheads of this fine world to be equal parts pleasant, distasteful, and most definitely ridiculous. I've gotta place my bets here on 'Sin City Raiders' taking a serious run at that as their preferred, new official namesake. I mean, come on that shit's a royal flush.
Shoutout to all my lonesome dudes in arms that find themselves unspoken for, on the market, single, looking, whatever. Shit sucks sometimes. At least we can seek temporary solace in the Internet...or you know, just wallow in a pit of self-despair in the company of some web comics that only further awaken the forever alone restlessness. Or not. Maybe you enjoy the single life. Hell, I do sometimes. Either way, buckle up for a solid feels trip.