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Beer: refreshing when it tastes like beer, shitty when it tastes like shampoo. 

For whatever reason, advertisers and men with beards have convinced us that the worse a beer tastes, the better it is. The rise of the IPA has killed the refreshing beer and has replaced it with a sticky mouth feel that people force down in hopes of "having taste." Not to be outdone by the idea that bitterness is good, one brewer is adding two really stupid ingredients to a beer: mint and chocolate. 

Pardon me:

via Gawker

According to Food and Wine, New York's South Tier brewery is making a Girl Scout Cookie-flavored beer because everything has to be a gimmick. Marketed as a Thin Mint Stout, "Thick Mint" finally cuts out the middle man of drinking a beer while housing a box of Thin Mints because everyone likes chewing gum and drinking beer. 

And here it is:



via @stbcbeer

Excuse me:



Look, not everyhting has to taste like something crazy. I know beverage makers are on this neverending quest to make drinks taste like food, but you know most of us want beer to taste like? Beer. We want a beer that tastes like a beer, not a York Peppermint Patty. Goddammit. 

Also, Thick Mint? Gross. 

Now if you'll excuse me:



It takes some real Sith stones to turn you Tinder profile into the 'Traitor' Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens, but that's exactly what this guy did and he nailed it.

He proceeds to spit some mad game that would make nerdy girls anywhere swoon. 

If they're lucky he might show them his Z6 riot control baton 

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For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs. 

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Now that's what I call "Fake News." 

Earlier today, ABC News' and Good Morning America's Twitters account were hacked, which led to an array of dickish posts that did everything from proclaim the love of Donald Trump to claiming that Tyler, the Creator was dead. There's something really creepy and off putting when things like this happen, like it's weird to see the word "bro" being tweeted from a news organization. 

This is just crazy. Please make more secure passwords, media. 


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If you're not following @drgrayfang yet then go fuck yourself

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Fair to say that Taco Tuesday got away from this reckless boozehound, and that he won't be invited back to this scantily-clothed bar again.

Via: WIRED
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Nothing short of awesome high quality entertainment magic happens when these two dudes sit down to take interviews together. With Reynolds' electric and effortlessly sharp wit, and Gyllenhaal's uncanny ability to chime in and build off jokes at just the right times; it's pretty much an inescapable fact that we need way more of these little skits in our lives. Or these guys just gotta start doing more movies with each other!

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