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This cringe-worthy music video is brought to you by 24-year-old aspiring pop artist Tay Allyn, who describes herself as "Ke$ha without the sex, and Gaga without the avant-garde."

Take a seat, Kellyanne "Alternative Fact-Bowling Green Massacre" Conway. 

Well, not there. 

Yesterday, as that reality-TV gameshow host met with leaders from historically black colleges and universities, a picture was snapped of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on an Oval Office sofa, as if shoes on the couch is ok. 

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Thankfully, the Internet was there to let her know how things are done in this house. 

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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It's been a rough, I don't know, eternity since that reality-TV gameshow host became president. And in that time, we've seen an uptick in hatecrimes, a bunch of unanswered questions about Russia, and a president who thinks "fake news" means "I disagree." 

That's why, last night, on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart emerged from his home beneath Colbert's desk to deliver a message to the media on how to deal with all this: Do your jobs. 

It's good to have the old boy back. 

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We've done a lot of Jeopardy! recently because funny stuff keeps happening on Jeopardy! This video is no excpetion. 

Lilly Chin, an MIT student on Jeopardy's college championship, shut down "Final Jeopardy" by declaring herself the "spiciest memelord." Honestly, if you come for the king, you best not miss. She didn't. 

All hail the spiciest memelord. 

Check out Lilly's ascent from Jeopardy contestent to the Spiciest Memelord.

Via: The Graham Norton Show
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Getting excited for Logan, which hits theaters this weekend? Have you already plowed through all 600 X-Men movies and crave more?

Well, you're in luck because Wolverine and Professor X were on The Graham Norton Show last weekend, and it was as exciting as any X-Man can be. They were talking about — what else — Patrick Stewart's penis. 

Watch Hugh Jackman lose it to this story about Patrick Stewart's penis and, more specifically, the time when Patrick Stewart discovered that he wasn't circumcised. 

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It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

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It pays to be tall in basketball, but it also isn't so bad being a short, little guy either.

To paraphrase Obama, when they go high, we go low. 

Check out what Delaware 87ers Nate Robinson pulled off, sneaking between Edy Tavares legs when the 87ers took on the Canton Raptors. 

Yahoo says: "Diminutive guard Nate Robinson spent parts of 11 NBA seasons defying expectations of the size and skillset required to play in the best basketball league in the world. Now in the midst of a comeback with the Delaware 87ers in the D-League, Robinson is proving he still has plenty of tricks to offer at 32 years old." 

So cool. 

Everyone lies, but there's a big difference between your little fib and telling me that there are raisins in Raisin Bran. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain, Kellogg's.

Cereal isn't the only serial offender, though. Here are a whole bunch of lying-ass food. 

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