The Big Apple has many disgusting, garbage-infested streets that have just been taken over by the rats, but this isn’t one of them.

On Saturday afternoon, Laura Ingraham, a right-wing radio host, tweeted this picture of the cleanest street in New York City:

via @IngrahamAngle

Where she might’ve gone wrong was finding both and impossibly clean street and no homeless people. This like posting a picture of a hamburger with the caption “This hot dog looks good.”

In case you were wondering, Laura Ingraham is also the woman who infamously made these interesting gestures at Republican National Convention:

The internet wasn’t just going to let her get away with this, though. Check out some of the best parodies of Ingraham’s tweet.

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How do you roast a man that's already roasted himself?

On Ireland's Dancing with the Stars, Hughie Maughan (also from Big Brother), showed up with a fake tan that would make president-elects jealous.

According to a source speaking to The Irish Sun, the contestant had a “solid grasp of his bronzer,” a statement immediately betrayed by the sight of the man who looks like he fell asleep on the surface of the sun, somehow survived, and used his second chance at life to appear on Dancing with the Stars Ireland.

Twitter thanks him for it because despite already looking so roasted, Twitter decided he could still use another few minutes to cook.

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Red card!

Soccer is serious business, especially at the high school level, and especially when dads are involved.

Speaking of which, this video of two dads going at it at soccer match in Gran Canaria, Spain. This isn’t your typical soccer dad fight, though. This is a no-punches-pulled, closed fist fight, where one dad has his world rocked. It was two fathers of players on opposing teams, so you know this had to be worth teaching your kids such a valuable lesson about sportsmanship. 

That must’ve been a fun a ride home. Well, at least for the one that didn’t end up in the hospital.

Dads.

Ah, Great Americans Day, the inspiration for many songs, greeting cards, and holiday treats. Yup, it’s a day when we all celebrate great... Americans? Wait, what the hell is Great Americans Day?

*Looks at Calendar*

The third Monday of January is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, when we all give it a solid 24 to honor the memory of one of the Civil Rights Movement's most important leaders. What is going on here?

You’d have to ask the people of Biloxi, Mississippi, who, in the 1980s changed the name of “Martin Luther King Jr. Day” to “Great Americans Day.” Apparently, so they could also celebrate Americans, like Confederate General Robert E. Lee. Nice, guys.

via Agent M Loves Tacos

Recognizing this as gross, disrespectful, and just plain terrible in every imaginable way, Twitter does what they do best and outraged. But it actually worked this time, as the Mayor of Biloxi reversed the city ordinance, reclaiming the third Monday for one great American: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Check out the whole story below.

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Look, tech is great, but we need our hands free to do other things. That's why this kid just inspired all of us to make sure we only buy glass tables from now on. 

Be like this kid and get more done, by freeing up your hands. With his hands free, he can do such things as sign international peace treaties, feed the poor, or just rest them on his stomach. The possibilities are endless as long as they don't require getting up. 

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Ratings couldn't be any higher.

When ESPN cut back from commercial during a college football game last night, they caught  broadcaster and former player Bill Walton going on about marijuana legalization, with others in the room cheering him on, saying “get ‘em, Bill.” As if to make this clip even better, he’s also dressed in a full Uncle Sam garb, asking Obama to free anyone who was arrested for marijuana-related crimes.

It’s pretty awesome. Though, this isn’t the first time Bill Walton has let his pot politics known. He’s criticized marijuana laws on ESPN2 before, as well.

But I’ll tell you one guy who didn’t find it awesome or “cool.” This guy:

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Either this dude knows his audience or just wants to be reduce his carbon footprint. Whatever it is, a perforated perforated business card with your info on both sides is absolutely genius. 

We salute you, sir! 

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