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This Troll Who Got a SPAM Text Is Fighting Back For All Of Us

There are few things worse than getting a SPAM text. It's like:

  1. Murder
  2. Getting robbed
  3. SPAM Texts

So when we see someone taking the SPAM back and opening a can of SPAM on a SPAM account, it makes us want to celebrate by throwing the word "SPAM" into this sentence one more time. This person got a scam SPAM text, and decided to respond with a little SPAM of their own, mostly involving ferrets. You'll like this. 

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What a headline...but then again, this is THE SIMS; and we'd expect nothing short of a delightfully dark sense of humor from gamers when it comes to how much they can generally f**k with their Sims' existence. Our speedrunner champion of the hour's commentary in this video is also hilarious: the sheer amount of cold calculated focus is impressive and mildly alarming, all at once. 

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10 Funny Girlfriends With A Sharp Sense of Humor That Are the Real Deal

These ladies know how to keep a relationship interesting with razorsharp wit, and not taking things too seriously. 

Funny girlfriends with a great sense of humor that are definitely worth holding on to.
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"Things to Avoid at a Public Pool" Is Dominating Twitter and These Tweets Are Killing Us

We're deep in the dog days of summer, people. Long and hot afternoons under the unforgiving sun, inevitably gave way to longer outings at the nearest public pool. You're coming up on an alarmingly extended series of continuous days spent dousing your body in that good 'ol chlorine. Those public pools though, they're tired too. Those pools have been overran by sunscreen-armored riotous packs of sugarhigh kids who are prone to uncontrollable fits of pissing when they've gotta go. Yes, those poor pools have seen better days. These tweets capture those perilous signs of a public pool gone awry that you should make every effort to avoid. And let me just be the first to say that since day fucking ONE, I've avoided those floating skin tags like the bubonic plague. 

Things to Avoid In a Public Pool hashtag inspires a collection of very funny tweets about gross things you should avoid.
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Guy Tells the Insane Saga of His Psycho Ex Girlfriend in This Epic Live-Tweet

This is pretty much the pinnacle of the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy." 

Get that scrolling finger ready because this one's a bit of a read.

Guy Tells the Insane Saga of His Psycho Ex Girlfriend in This Epic Live-Tweet
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