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'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind

Despite the absurdity we stumble across daily on the internet we still find ourselves continually surprised with what people can come up with. Today, on the list is the rise of the 'Sexy Goldfish' Halloween costume. 

We've seen plenty of weird 'sexy' costumes over the years but this one drives the absurdity of the trend into brand new directions. The designer who incepted the idea probably was running dry on new costume ideas for the year. With their deadline fast approaching they started brainstorming what sort of costumes people liked.  

"Well the sexy cat costume is a Halloween classic," the desperate designer probably thought to themselves, "So people must really be into sexy pets."

With that brilliant idea the 'sexy goldifsh' was incepted and the white bread of pets was brought into the sexy costume fold.


Someday a future civilization will stumble upon the ruins of our society and wonder what in the hell we were doing but in the present Twitter is doing exactly that. 

'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind
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12 Full-Fledged Idiots Who Plagued Social Media With Cringe

Living in an era so deeply and helplessly entrenched in the throes of continual social media exposure, is living in a world where you're also exposed to an endless procession of alarmingly moronic moments from absolute idiots that should've been far away from the internet as possible, to begin with. At the very least, it's a rollercoaster of entertainment filled with a whole lotta laughing at other people's expense. We pulled together some of the more recent cringe-packed scenarios we've come across in a while. 

10 cringe-inducing moments that'll make you squirm in your seat.
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These Terrifying Pennywise Pumpkins Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

Well, some creative and inspired people out there got it in their heads to decorate their doorsteps with Pennywise-themed pumpkins. If the goal here's to ward off the pestilent waves of hungry-eyed, sugardrunk trick-or-treaters with pieces of pure horror....then mission accomplished. 

Thanks to the massively impressive and utterly horrifying achievement that the most recent, "It" movie damn well was, The Year of the Clown is in full swing, folks. Yes, the modern take on Pennywise from "It" effortlessly spotlights how (alarmingly) far the movie industry's come in the way of special effects/makeup. I wish I was exaggerating when I say that the trailer for the movie alone smacked me with some stress sweats, and definitely hijacked some sleep. 

People are carving Pennywise pumpkins for Halloween in honor of Stephen King's It and these are amazing.
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This Guy's Getting Roasted Like Crazy For His Ridiculous Outfit Selfie

Little did this lad know that when he took to social media to share what he thought was a particularly tastefully-assembled outfit, he'd proceed to get roasted to utter oblivion. The trolls of Twitter stepped up to pile on the colorful insults with an extra layer of spice. 

This guy's getting trolled like crazy on the internet for his ridiculous Internet selfie.
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Hilariously Illustrative Amazon Review For Knuckle Blaster Will Stun You

The reviews section in Amazon has to be at least (if not more) than half the reason I find myself wandering the online aisles of the sprawling online marketplace: it is stocked to the brim with comedy gems. This review in particular takes on the feel of a frantic, wildly unpredictable, unexpectedly dramatic short story; and the obvious highlight's, "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Can't make this sh*t up, man. 

Hilarious 5-star Amazon review about the knuckle blaster will impress you with its attention to detail.
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