Former FIFA Vice President Jack Warner was one of several officials indicted for corruption within the sporting organization. In a long, nearly incoherent rant, Warner tried to make the connection that the US is hypocritical for investigating FIFA while also desiring their own World Cup:
The only problem? That article he's holding is lifted directly from infamous satire site The Onion.
A Virginia high school teacher has resigned while under investigation for allegedly showing students her before and after breast augmentation pictures. Three students have come forward to say that she showed them these images and other, even more inappropriate pictures of herself on her phone at school. Police searched her phone and found nothing according to The Smoking Gun but a search warrant is being obtained to look for additional data on the phone such as hidden or protected files.