If you find yourself thinking there was a Shakespeare play left out of the retitling, drop it in the comments for review. The best alternate title gets the standard 1000 internetz reward. Have at it!

I shouldn't have to say this as a twenty-something working on the internet, but this makes me truly sad for the next generation of kids. We've reached a breaking point when kids say things like "I don't like thinking."

A conspiracy of De Vinci Code-like proportions? Probably not, but it's still a cool way to look at it.