This version is quite the improvement on the original dialogue.

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In the first collegiate cover of "Gangnam Style," the University of Oregon's Donald Duck mascot enlists the cheerleaders and a bunch of hot guys to recreate PSY's infamous dance moves.

Strangely well played...

[goducks]

Who's ready for school? Anyone? Hello?

Bill Nye, the knower of all things, is out with a new video in which he encourages creationist parents to embrace their "crazy, untenable, inconsistent" world view -- just so long as they don't force it on their offspring:

If you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them.

We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can... we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.

[boingboing]

Mario and Fafa are back to get you ready to go back to school, and it won't be easy. You'll have to learn, make friends, and not complain like a little pansy the whole time.

It seems that Republican Senate candidate Todd Akin has us all confused about when rape is legitimate rape.

Thankfully, we have this little Schoolhouse Rock-esque tune to help us sort things out.

[taylorferrara]

Ever since webcomic XKCD made Every Major's Terrible, fans have been making musical adaptations for the genius parody of college indecision (and Gilbert & Sullivan).

This is probably the best. If he doesn't mention your major, you're probably better off.

[gammasquad]