This person decided to label them after he accidentally took balls to the face.

Quit giving people the wrong idea.

Use it to hold another pair of toys.

He hairdo looks like a bird's nest.

When they told you "dress to draw attention away from your flaws," they probably didn't mean this.

Don't lie, you haven't spent thirty consecutive seconds "running" anywhere.

"Hey Beavis, huhuh... You're touching the crotch of a fat chick."