You keep at it, and soon you'll be be winning awards like this all-star student here:
No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.
Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!
Don't mess. And if he asks, mayonnaise IS an instrument. I'm not going to question him about that one.
Is this someone's yearbook picture?