It's either that or an alternate-reality Donald Trump who works as a retail clerk at a 7-11.
While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.
Her platform? It's on her head.
He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.
Bringing others down around you: when intentional, it's a powerful weapon.
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