She sure does look happy to have a wild animal on her head.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

He'll make sure you never smoke again!