I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

The other little girls in class won't even know how to handle your style!

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.

She sure does look happy to have a wild animal on her head.

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.