You've got enough colors of thread here to make like, three or four equally bad weaves all on your own. Way to be!
Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!
You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!
Cash Rules Every Hair Around Me, C.R.E.H.A.M. Represent.
It appears everybody else remembered their cotton candy wigs, sir!
Don't worry, there's a spare hairpiece in the bag just in case these first two blow out. You can never be too careful!
I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!
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