On second thought, how about hats? Do you like hats? I LOVE hats.

I mean, you gotta let them breathe every now and then, right?

I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.