OMG Check My New Shoes! (Ignore My New Bracelet!!!11!!!1!)

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Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

Perfect Fit!

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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Poorly Timed

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"And that was the day I retired that shirt."

It's Cool, She Can See Through Cars

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The Runway: Grace, Beauty, Elegance

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Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

You Win This Time, Twinkies!

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Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

You Missed a Spot!

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Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!