THESE COLORS DON'T PLAY FOOTIE

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britain,engrish,international,UK,union jack,usa,whoops
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For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Hey, Down in Front, Move to the Back Please!

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concert,lady bits,pants,skirt,whoops
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We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

The Runway: Grace, Beauty, Elegance

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Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Have You Ever Been REALLY Excited For a Sale?

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advertisement,fashion,model,pants,pee,whoops
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I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Too Soon? Nah.

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alien,Aliens,ET,michael jackson,poorly dressed,pun,T.Shirt,whoops
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Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

A Tiny Skirt to Match Your Tiny Purse!

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dress,purse,short,skirt,whoops
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I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Not How Tie-Dye Works

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lady problems,shorts,stain,tie dye,whoops
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I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.