I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

Alternatively, stick to low-light environments.