Sweet Patellas, Babe

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best of week,bewbs,Hall of Fame,knees,lady bits,poorly dressed,shirt,trick,whoops
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I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

Perfect Fit!

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muffin top,shorts,size,whoops
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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

They're Working on Their Image, See?

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accidental racism,fashion,kkk,whoops
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Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

Psyche! I Don't Have a Psychology Degree!

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college,shirt,whoops,Yale
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Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

A Tiny Skirt to Match Your Tiny Purse!

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I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

OMG Check My New Shoes! (Ignore My New Bracelet!!!11!!!1!)

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boots,bracelet,house arrest,shoes,whoops
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Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

This is Why We Color Code Our Shoes

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coordination,leather,loafers,shoes,whoops
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Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.