Perfect Fit!

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muffin top,shorts,size,whoops
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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Heel Logic

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And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

After "Live Strong" We Had to Go Somewhere...

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Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."

Tanning Accident, Lil' Buddy?

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On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

You Win This Time, Twinkies!

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Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Standard Issue Fabulousness

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By Carrotjuice25
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FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION