Standard Issue Fabulousness

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By Carrotjuice25
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FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

You Win This Time, Twinkies!

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Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Mirror Check Before Leaving the House. Always.

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Alternatively, stick to low-light environments.

It's Cool, She Can See Through Cars

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Have You Ever Been REALLY Excited For a Sale?

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I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Poorly Timed

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"And that was the day I retired that shirt."

THESE COLORS DON'T PLAY FOOTIE

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For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...