But Where Are the Rest of the Clowns In Your Car?

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For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.

Privacy on the Go!

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Novelty gift? Perhaps. If the novelty is "looking like a total creep in public with my iPad," yes.

No Girls Allowed!

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Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

My Only Friend, My Only Shoes

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Unfortunately, only a mock-up design, and we're only about eight years late to the party for this to be relevant. Rest in peace, Myspace, we barely knew ye.

A Few Guests Felt Out of Place at the Party...

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As If Underwear Wasn't Inherently Fun to Begin With!

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The perfect underwear for you and that special FAIL-y Someone in your life!

Meanwhile, at the Train-Wreck Party

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Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.