I've Got Beasts in My Briefs, If You Know What I Mean

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I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!

The Ultimate Fashion Accessory

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Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

All Tuckered Out From a Long Day of Looking Crazy

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You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

Take a Look Kid, You Won't Be Seeing It Again For a While

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Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

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Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

Here She Comes...

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No song references, that was just a prelude to "Maybe we should head in the other direction."