Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.
It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!
I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.
Finally, some sandals that I won't feel embarrassed to skateboard in.
Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.
I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!
Oh goodness, looks like I'll be late to Busnais of Meetng!
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