Quit Photo Op-ing and Clean, Maid!

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Quit Photo Op-ing and Clean, Maid!
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Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear

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An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear
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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Where Did the Lights Go?

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Where Did the Lights Go?
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I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

Think of the Sweet Tan Lines!

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Think of the Sweet Tan Lines!
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Finally, some sandals that I won't feel embarrassed to skateboard in.

Big Game Hunter?

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Big Game Hunter?
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Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

I've Got Beasts in My Briefs, If You Know What I Mean

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I've Got Beasts in My Briefs, If You Know What I Mean
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I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!