I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy...

Favorite
cigarette,fashion,punk,sunglasses,weird,what
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And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

That's Where All the Bagels Have Been Going!

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bagel,face paint,spill,weird,what
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I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.

Only in New Zealand

Favorite
bewbs,g rated,lady bits,pasties,poorly dressed,sheep,weird,what,wool
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Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

George Clinton, is That You?

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color vomit,funky,George Clinton,weird
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Are things about to get funky? Please warn me in advance should things become funky.

Where Did the Lights Go?

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lights,mask,parenting,weird,what
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I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

The Half-Beard Strikes Again!

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beard,facial hair,mugshot,weird
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Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

Big Game Hunter?

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dude parts,gimp,weird,what
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Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.