I For One Welcome Our Prosthetic Satyr Overlords

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I For One Welcome Our Prosthetic Satyr Overlords
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I joke, but secretly I'm just waiting for the funds to finance my Satyr reassignment surgery. I can't help it, it's who I am!

Now I Can Walk On Them All Day!

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Now I Can Walk On Them All Day!
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"No new taxes MY BUTT," stomp "Operation Desert JERK," stomp "Dare to say no to THIS," stomp.

How Can You Twist Around Like That?

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How Can You Twist Around Like That?
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No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."

Are Those Going to Be Currency Some Day?

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Are Those Going to Be Currency Some Day?
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I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!

It's Never Too Hot for a Zebra

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It's Never Too Hot for a Zebra
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This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.