Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?
Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?
For that matter, I'm sure you still have a few facial muscles that can move. Let's remedy that with more clips.
I mean really, this is some bush-league behavior we're seeing here.
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