weird

That is definitely the baddest hair style I've ever seen.

You might want to consider losing a few pounds, fake-swan-goose-thing, it'll attract your photographic subjects a little better.

Delirium is right this way, just around the corner, come on now!

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?