Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!
Shouldn't have made the invites public.
They probably need to get their magic carpets cleaned.
There's plenty of curtain left for the flower girl!
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