For fun, fold her hat into different shapes (preferably when she isn't watching).
Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!
Shouldn't have made the invites public.
They probably need to get their magic carpets cleaned.
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