I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...

Breakfast-chic is just two steps ahead of your feeble attempts at fashion!

Don't worry, there's a spare hairpiece in the bag just in case these first two blow out. You can never be too careful!

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."

The one and only hairstyle featured here that's made me hungry. Well played, lady.