I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.
I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!
The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!
Gunther sees no issue with wearing that picnic table-spread as a vest, and I'm not really in any position to disagree with those biceps.
Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.
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