This creepy vest hugs you when you get a "like" on Facebook.
Even worse? It was created by a team of stupid smart people at MIT.
While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.
The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!