It's 1983, and He's Ready to Dance

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fake moustache,tights,unitard
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Any minute now a "Flashdance"-themed flashmob is going to start, and bystanders will be like "whoa, I didn't see that coming."

Remember When: 1970s Edition

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70s,mustache,see through,underwear,unitard
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You have to remember, this is back when chest hair was acceptable.

He's Going to Claw My Eyes Out!

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bow tie,cat,ears,nails,unitard
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MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.