The Prodigiously Packaged Pony

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The Prodigiously Packaged Pony
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Oh, it's a unicorn? Which is the horn and which is the schlong?

You Guys Look Fantastically Awful

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You Guys Look Fantastically Awful
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The fake muscles really tie the whole outfit together...

She Hearts Unicorns!

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She Hearts Unicorns!
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Apparently "creepy, life-size doll" is a fashion decision. I know all you ne're-do-well pedobears out there are diggin' on it. Note: I do not promote IRL pedobears in any fashion, nor do I promote this lady.