Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please
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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

Let's Scan You Over Quickly... Good... Good... Good... AW CRAP DUDE NO

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Let's Scan You Over Quickly... Good... Good... Good... AW CRAP DUDE NO
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JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."

The Armor Of Idiots

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The Armor Of Idiots
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Could you think of a worse outfit? I mean really...

Going to a PJ Partee!

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Going to a PJ Partee!
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This would be the only rational explanation, still, have the decency to resist the urge to stop for coffee.