Why Do We Keep Sending Our Clothes Through the Wood Chipper?

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I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Viewing Window - Now You Know What Lies Beneath

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Introducing the front whale tail?

Sure, I'll Pay Premium for That

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It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.

Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!

The Tailor is Next Door, Sorry

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You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

It's Not Just Torn And Tattered, It's Also Neon Green

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Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

Another Chilling Reminder of My Mortality. And of Terrible Shirts.

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Really I'm just reminded that somebody was foolish enough to pay money for this. That poor sap.