Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.
It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.
Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!
Really I'm just reminded that somebody was foolish enough to pay money for this. That poor sap.
You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.
I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!
Introducing the front whale tail?
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