Another Chilling Reminder of My Mortality. And of Terrible Shirts.

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Another Chilling Reminder of My Mortality. And of Terrible Shirts.
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Really I'm just reminded that somebody was foolish enough to pay money for this. That poor sap.

Why Do We Keep Sending Our Clothes Through the Wood Chipper?

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Why Do We Keep Sending Our Clothes Through the Wood Chipper?
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I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

The Tailor is Next Door, Sorry

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The Tailor is Next Door, Sorry
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You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

Sure, I'll Pay Premium for That

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Sure, I'll Pay Premium for That
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It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.

Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!