Whoah There Buddy, We Get How Hip You Are

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Five bucks says the rolled-up thing in his pocket is the outline to his Bukowski-esque Coming of Age novel set in the rural midwest.

What's Underneath The Top Hat?

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I think you are better off not reaching in and finding out.

We don't like your kind around here!

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We don't take kindly to your normal hatted ways around these parts.

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